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A drunken man with a can of beer in his hand staggers into the carriage of the underground train and falls onto a woman sitting there, reading a magazine Drunken: Sorry err... (trying to remember her name). What was your name? Woman: It's none of your business Drunken: Hi Itsnoneofyourbusiness, I am sorry, very sorry (offering to shake hands with her. He moves the fingers to help her understand the stupid joke) Drunken: You look serious, have you got a problem? Woman: Err..(looks at him and people around astonished; she can't believe her eyes) Drunken: I am also serious. I am very sad. My wife has left me... because she says I drink too much... (looking at her) Do you think I drink too much? Woman: Listen! (to the drunkard and then to herself) What is happening to me today? When my shrink told me to open up to the world he didn't tell me I was going to run into sheer madness!!! (She is about to cry) Drunken: Ha, ha (interrupting her) Woman: What the hell is the matter now? Drunken: Stop being sad. Let's sing together (putting the arm on her shoulders): Glory, glory, Man United, glory, glory Man United... Woman: (standing up to get rid of his arm) Please stop. Leave me alone. Drunken: I see, I see. You don't know this song. Let's try another one (standing up and catching her again) New York, New York... (trying to do high kicks). Woman: .God!!.. [she pushes him angrily] Drunken: Hey, I think you need a nip (offering her the beer). It'll help you be happier. (she stares at him, but something is changing in her mood) You are really nervous. You should come with me. I'm going to a very funny party... Woman: (interrupting him) Yes, actually you are right! Drunken: Are you coming to the party? Woman: NO, I THINK I NEED A DRINK !! (taking the can and drinking all the beer before leaving the carriage). |